We have a new round of Halloween merchandise for 2015. You know, with it being August already and everything.
As always, if you see something you like, you can contact my private shopping girlfriend Lisa at email@example.com. She would be happy to pick up whatever you have your eye on for a nominal service fee and the actual shipping cost.
We’ll start with a few new items and then move on to returning items. I like the little treat bags on the shelf.
Each design comes with a different variety of candy.
Basic candy corn.
Sour jelly pumpkins are a little more interesting, perhaps.
I’m sure Lisa would be happy to put a piece of tape or otherwise cross out the nutrition facts. Everyone knows unlabeled items have no calories.
They’re $6.95 a pop, which may or may not be all that bad when you consider the cutesie little treat bags they arrive in.
These lanterns also have each of the same four designs around them.
They’ll set you back $34.95.