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Maggie73
09-22-2011, 02:29 PM
First of all, I'm an extremely nosey person....in the closet, so to speak. I always want to know what goes on behind the scences, the why, the what and the who...I am just usually too shy to ask. If I find out, cool...if not, I suffer in silence. Well, out curiousity...and probably a little jealousy...I decided to just come right out and ask....

What is Josh's story? Why does he get to go to Disney all the time? What does he actually do for a living? Why does he have no car? Does he have kids? Don't the CM's start to recognize him after awhile? lol

I'm just curious and have no reason to need to know these things other than I just feel like I need to know them. That...and I am extremely bored at work today....and find myself thinking about our upcoming trip (as usual)....and for some reason, the question of "Who is Josh?" keeps popping in my head.

I hope I don't offend anyone (especially Josh) but if I did, I'm sorry.

~Maggie :RpS_flapper:

loveysbydesign
09-22-2011, 02:45 PM
Rotflmao!

DoctorK
09-22-2011, 02:48 PM
If you offer to buy him a pizza angus burger, he might tell you!

josh
09-22-2011, 02:59 PM
Q: What is Josh's story?
A: It depends on how many martinis Texashanddoc made me order. I have many.

Q: Why does he get to go to Disney all the time?
A: I have an annual pass that allows me to enter the theme parks as often as I like.

Q: What does he actually do for a living?
A: I'm retired.

Q: Why does he have no car?
A: Driving makes me extremely nervous. I like to be the biggest thing on the road.

Q: Does he have kids?
A: Not that I know of or would admit to.

Q: Don't the CM's start to recognize him after awhile?
A: Possible. Disney employes something like 65,000 people and millions and millions of "unique" people visit Disney World every year. I keep a low profile.

avic77
09-22-2011, 03:06 PM
Retired at 26... whats your secret?

josh
09-22-2011, 03:09 PM
Speak softly and carry a big stick.

avic77
09-22-2011, 03:14 PM
I think we could give Josh a very interesting back story.

He is the love child of a famous actor and a Disney Princess...... (its those snow white hands that gave it away)

Next :RpS_lol:

josh
09-22-2011, 03:17 PM
That thread already happened.

avic77
09-22-2011, 03:19 PM
awww bummer... gotta go look for it

Maggie73
09-22-2011, 03:48 PM
LOL! Thanks for humoring me! I am so jealous....wanna get married? ROFL!

josh
09-22-2011, 03:53 PM
How many mules do you come with?

bigdaddybyrd
09-22-2011, 03:58 PM
I like the inventing your own backstory idea, and I missed the other thread. So Josh, whose real name is Eduardo, grew up in Brazil with wealthy parents who let him go to WDW every year as part of a Brazillian tour group. He then went to college at Harvard where he teamed up with Mark Zuckerberg to found facebook. After Zuckerberg screwed him out of the business, Eduardo sued for millions and won. That's why he refuses to have a facebook page and is "retired". Eduardo remembered his many wonderful trips to WDW, so changed his name to "Josh" and began a Disney blog/website to help others. The rest is history....

WTP
09-22-2011, 04:40 PM
How many mules do you come with?

Josh, if you want, DH and I will adopt you and we will buy you as many mules as you desire, provided you care for us in our old age.

josh
09-22-2011, 04:48 PM
Just sign over the pension.

WTP
09-22-2011, 05:10 PM
Just sign over the pension.

Hey, now, I thought we were dealing solely in livestock.

josh
09-22-2011, 05:18 PM
Am I just supposed to raise the mules, sell them for a profit, and then use that money to take care of you or what? That sounds like sort of a bum deal.

WTP
09-22-2011, 05:45 PM
We are a happy family that goes to Disney fairly often. It's a great deal.

Maggie73
09-22-2011, 10:22 PM
How many mules do you come with?

Do teenagers count?

annethomas
09-23-2011, 12:04 AM
I miss one day and...who has a mule? who wants a mule.... I have been called a mule(well something like that) before:RpS_lol:

George
09-23-2011, 10:02 AM
I miss one day and...who has a mule? who wants a mule.... I have been called a mule(well something like that) before:RpS_lol:Anne, are you still obsessing about your sister?!? :D

MrsNick
09-23-2011, 10:12 AM
Geez people...It is so not about the mules. You need a lifetime supply of Mickey bars (they're much lower maintenance).

hivemama
09-23-2011, 08:40 PM
we could really use an eating popcorn smiley - wondering if we're going to get the rest of the Josh story...

josh
09-23-2011, 08:44 PM
http://cache.blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Popcorn-01-Michael-Jackson.gif

hivemama
09-23-2011, 09:06 PM
So, is that supposed to be the smiley eating popcorn, or are you telling us the REAL story is you are secretly Michael Jackson? Now I get it! I'll bet your death was staged in order to free you up to work on the passion that grew bigger than music - your love of all things Disney :RpS_biggrin: (and now I'm going to get flamed by all the MJ lovers - no offense intended!)

blyday
09-23-2011, 09:15 PM
we could really use an eating popcorn smiley - wondering if we're going to get the rest of the Josh story...
It took as a while to get it on the "Introduce Yourself" Thread back when this forum first started.....but here it is:

http://www.easywdw.com/forums/showthread.php?2-Introduce-Yourself!&p=1065&viewfull=1#post1065

hivemama
09-23-2011, 09:21 PM
Thank you! (I still think he may be MJ though...)


It took as a while to get it on the "Introduce Yourself" Thread back when this forum first started.....but here it is:

http://www.easywdw.com/forums/showthread.php?2-Introduce-Yourself!&p=1065&viewfull=1#post1065

blyday
09-23-2011, 09:24 PM
Thank you! (I still think he may be MJ though...)

Nah......I've meet him in person....there is no way........

josh
09-23-2011, 09:46 PM
A lot...........

of surgery.

annethomas
09-23-2011, 11:40 PM
Anne, are you still obsessing about your sister?!? :D

"oh no you di'int"
:laser:
Ya just had to remind me....I pretend I was the only child:Banane14:

Gratin
09-25-2011, 10:51 AM
LOL! Great thread for a good laugh.

Lovedisneymagic
09-25-2011, 10:58 AM
I found myself looking for Josh at every park. I even thought I saw him a couple of times. My son said,"Mom, is Josh a new character? Can you get our picture taken with him?" I said,"Well, yes, if we see him." :) Then I realized we would probably never see him since we were following his advice and going to the least crowded parks and he usually checks out the most crowded to see how they look. :)

marlaine
09-25-2011, 01:34 PM
I get to brag about actually meeting Josh on my last trip! VERY nice man! I had my DS looking for him too-but it was kind of easy to spot him at MNSSHP. He was Cookie Monster. There were'nt too many tall Cookie Monsters!

Maggie73
09-26-2011, 11:37 AM
It took as a while to get it on the "Introduce Yourself" Thread back when this forum first started.....but here it is:

http://www.easywdw.com/forums/showthread.php?2-Introduce-Yourself!&p=1065&viewfull=1#post1065

Had I seen this before, i would have never posted this thread...but where's the fun in that? :P

Maggie73
09-26-2011, 11:37 AM
It took as a while to get it on the "Introduce Yourself" Thread back when this forum first started.....but here it is:

http://www.easywdw.com/forums/showthread.php?2-Introduce-Yourself!&p=1065&viewfull=1#post1065

Had I seen this before, I would have never posted this thread...but where's the fun in that? :P

tiggr88
09-26-2011, 11:43 AM
Sounds like we need a 'Where's Josh' thread instead! We can all post pictures of him when we see him. If he wants to be kind, he can even tell us where he is going to be.

off2neverland
09-26-2011, 11:46 AM
Hands off- I have dibs on Josh for my DD. She hates to drive too- so I guess they will be spending a lot of time on public transportation.
Exactly how tall are you Josh? That is important. Molly is 5'10" and likes to wear high heels.


My son said,"Mom, is Josh a new character?
ROFL!

drischar
09-26-2011, 01:20 PM
Molly is 5'10" and likes to wear high heels.

I think I remember reading that Josh is 6'2" and also likes to wear high heels.....

Janine
09-26-2011, 01:28 PM
and also likes to wear high heels.....

:RpS_laugh:

off2neverland
09-26-2011, 01:29 PM
What size does he wear? They can share.

DoctorK
09-26-2011, 02:17 PM
All of this Josh love is going to make us guys jealous!

josh
09-26-2011, 03:41 PM
I'm only in the Disney blog business for the money and the women.

loribell
09-26-2011, 10:49 PM
Notice he did not deny the wearing of high heals!

drischar
09-27-2011, 08:23 AM
Notice he did not deny the wearing of high heals!

That's how he really got those great Germany F&W pics.

Keri
09-27-2011, 09:21 PM
Molly is 5'10"
ROFL!

So is my Molly Rose!

off2neverland
09-27-2011, 09:26 PM
So is my Molly Rose!

Your Molly Rose is too young for Josh. :RpS_laugh:

vivianramos
08-08-2013, 04:21 PM
Found this thread :RpS_biggrin:great one

Lol my husband is also curious to know about this Josh I talk about. He asked if he is an old man :RpS_tongue:

Great blog, love the forum too!

cdmurphy727
08-08-2013, 06:08 PM
I'm glad you found it Vivian - I hadn't seen the post on the "introduce yourself board".

Women's clothing huh? I could probably use advice in that area as well. Wonder if Josh runs an easywomensfashion site???

pfalcioni
08-08-2013, 06:38 PM
easywomensfashion sounds like it's geared towards easy women rather than easy fashion :eyebrows:

Micklessor
08-08-2013, 06:44 PM
easywomensfashion sounds like it's geared towards easy women rather than easy fashion :eyebrows:

If the 8" black patent leather platform shoe fits, Pam...:RpS_blushing:

cdmurphy727
08-08-2013, 06:53 PM
easywomensfashion sounds like it's geared towards easy women rather than easy fashion :eyebrows:

Hahahaha!!

Crazyprof
08-08-2013, 07:23 PM
Thanks Brenda! I notice on Josh's original intro that he hopes one day the forum will lead to more interaction...be careful what you wish for!
Btw, this is the 21st century--it's virtual mules now.

Abbyar
08-08-2013, 08:45 PM
It's funny to see this pop up again.

We still haven't posted a "Where is Josh" thread. Maybe we should so we could meet up with him? Josh, I'll buy you and your girl a round on our next trip! I wanted to the last time we were in town, but the nights didn't line up. Or now that the site is 3 years old are you too busy for us common folk?

BoSoxGal
08-09-2013, 05:54 PM
I met Josh! My DH and I ran into him twice at the first Star Wars weekend in May. I had only just found the site a couple of weeks before our visit. I kept saying "be so weird if we actually run into this guy, everyone always talks about it..."